23 years ago, a beautiful baby sharkboy was brought into this world. That sharkboy became a teen wolf, and howled his way into our hearts, and pants. We at Poison Paradise would like to wish a happy birthday to our favorite alpha, Taylor Lautner. Here’s 15 reasons we love him:

 

1. He loves his fans

 

2. He can play football

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3. He looks good on a motorcycle

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Even when he is riding it backwards.

 

4. ABS.

 

5. He looks good when it’s a little cold out

Nipple game strong.

 

6. He could easily escape Jurassic Park Velociraptors

Move over, Chris Pratt.

 

7. He is a hydration advocate

Single-handedly encouraging us all to drink more water.

 

8. He looks good in a suit

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9. He looks good out of a suit

 

 

10. Or wet, fresh out of the shower, in nothing but a towel

 

 

11. He looks good on his knees

Get your mind out of the gutter!

 

12. He looks good on his stomach

Okay, okay. Our minds are in the gutter too.

 

13. He always hangs the same way

To the left, to the left

 

14. He likes to show off his waistband

15. He’s a Britney fan

 

What’s your favorite thing about Taylor? Leave a comment below!

 

Gifs: Poison Paradise

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