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sexybritishllama:

when the moon hits ur eye like a big pizza pie

thats amore

when u swim in a creek and an eel bites ur cheek

thats a moray

Actually, Morays can’t live in creeks because it’s too freshwater for them to survive long. They need to live in brackish environments in order to live a healthy life.

when u swim in a brackish environment and an eel bites ur cheek

thats a moray

When you have a new son

and not sure who it’s from

that’s on Maury

When your girl has a lie

and turns out she’s a guy

that’s on Maury