Pro tip: If it’s someones birthday and you just found out, and you’re too lazy to go out and get them a card and too lazy to even try and think of a heartfelt message to send them- just send them a nude of yourself.

#thoughts
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  1. customlaptops reblogged this from vladimirblue
  2. everythingdownherefloats reblogged this from danielxcyrus
  3. danielxcyrus reblogged this from poisonparadise
  4. celebsinthebuff reblogged this from poisonparadise and added:
    I would send a nude photo of a yummy actor I like like Jamie bell or Ryan Pinkston! I wouldnt want to give them...
  5. benedictusantonius said: has anyone made the “it’s my birthday” joke? am i too late?
  6. whitebluewings reblogged this from travalicious
  7. travalicious reblogged this from poisonparadise and added:
    It’s still my birthday, people. Get on it.
  8. vladimirblue reblogged this from poisonparadise and added:
    My birthday is next Wednesday…
  9. redscalpels reblogged this from poisonparadise and added:
    pretty sure she won’t appreciate that. i’ll stick with a heartfelt card
  10. poisonparadise posted this