Bieber Caption Contest #4!
Be creative this time, guys. The “I’m gay” “I have no penis” “I am a girl” captions are a dime a dozen. I know you can do better :)
What’s your best caption?

Bieber Caption Contest #4!

Be creative this time, guys. The “I’m gay” “I have no penis” “I am a girl” captions are a dime a dozen. I know you can do better :)

What’s your best caption?

  1. mathanielo answered: I need to change my towel
  2. ilaylaylay reblogged this from poisonparadise and added:
    ahahahah
  3. notemused answered: Selena, SELENA! Has my tan finally beaten yours?
  4. dejahmakaylah answered: He’s So Amazing and Cute <3
  5. dejahmakaylah reblogged this from poisonparadise
  6. yungjkb answered: "Aw shit, I’m gonn shit myself."
  7. asseenbyjulez answered: i luv my fans but my fans crabs dont like me
  8. grade-a-memo answered: Got crabs.
  9. sharkinthewatah reblogged this from anthonyspears and added:
    Arrested for flashing titties in public.
  10. inyour-light answered: CRABS IN THE SEA!
  11. anthonyspears reblogged this from poisonparadise
  12. nopenothappening answered: "OH NO, SELENA IS CHOKING ON HER CHICKEN MCNUGGETS!"
  13. somthings-missing reblogged this from poisonparadise
  14. scottbalf answered: Selina! Selina! It burns! It burns!
  15. jesus-esp answered: Shit I dropped my ointment for crabs a mile back!
  16. foreverjustanother reblogged this from poisonparadise
  17. cultlandia answered: Awww, shit. My dick fell off again. Wonder if Selena has super glue..
  18. landonfromlondon said: "HOLY FUCK SELENA, I Cant get CRABS AGAIN!"
  19. its-a-trap answered: Shit my tampon fell out
  20. livinginwatercolor answered: "SELENA WAIT!!! I MANSCAPED THIS TIME!!" hahaha dumb but it was the first thing to come to my head…
  21. thediamondlyfe answered: Boner on the run !
  22. balanc1ng answered: first pubes?
  23. ladythunderwolf answered: Uhg. crabs!
  24. elisiaixchelle answered: My bikini wax is fresh.
  25. gayfantasy reblogged this from poisonparadise
  26. rentedbeatle answered: Selena! Come quick, I’m getting pubes!
  27. mrnorthwes answered: where’s his pubes?
  28. davismclane answered: wow these crabs selena gave me really itch
  29. carlinshadowxcs answered: "Let’s put a smile on that ass"
  30. himwiththeface answered: "Goddamnit Usher, this is the /last/ time, sand gets everywhere."
  31. snowsonjohn answered: Must be running from the crazy bitch who claimed he was her baby daddy.
  32. katniss-everbeans answered: "Goddamit! Selena told me she was clean!"
  33. sailormiuccia said: …there’s nothing there. that’s hot.