23 years ago, a beautiful baby sharkboy was brought into this world. That sharkboy became a teen wolf, and howled his way into our hearts, and pants. We at Poison Paradise would like to wish a happy birthday to our favorite alpha, Taylor Lautner. Here’s 15 reasons we love him:
1. He loves his fans
2. He can play football
3. He looks good on a motorcycle
Even when he is riding it backwards.
5. He looks good when it’s a little cold out
Nipple game strong.
6. He could easily escape Jurassic Park Velociraptors
Move over, Chris Pratt.
7. He is a hydration advocate
Single-handedly encouraging us all to drink more water.
8. He looks good in a suit
9. He looks good out of a suit
10. Or wet, fresh out of the shower, in nothing but a towel
11. He looks good on his knees
Get your mind out of the gutter!
12. He looks good on his stomach
Okay, okay. Our minds are in the gutter too.
13. He always hangs the same way
To the left, to the left
14. He likes to show off his waistband
15. He’s a Britney fan
What’s your favorite thing about Taylor? Leave a comment below!