Last week, in anticipation for Scream Queens, we featured the four newly introduced Chanels. But if we know anything about Poison Paradise readers, this is the post you’ve been waiting for. And boy, does Ryan Murphy know how to pick ’em.
First off, we have the suave singer/actor Diego Boneta as Pete, an investigative reporter on campus. He’s described as hard-working, passionate, and with something just a little mysterious about him. Sounds like the perfect guy if it wasn’t for the #dark stares seen throughout the preview, but we’ll just hope those are just some intense “fuck me” eyes.
Then we have roommate/bros/apparent cuddle buddies Boone and Chad, played by Nick Jonas, an obvious Poison Paradise favorite, and Glen Powell, respectively. Boone seems like a total sweetheart, a little shy and reserved with a big heart. There’s also a little shirtless workout scene thrown in there, the directors sure know their audience.
Chad Radwell is Chanel’s boyfriend and seems like the antithesis of his best friend Boone. He’s a handsome and self-professed big-dicked guy who comes from a long line of seemingly rich assholes, which we’re strangely very attracted to. Oops.
Last, but certainly not least, is the swoon-inducing (and British!) Lucien Laviscount playing Earl Grey, and if you think the actor’s name isn’t sexy enough, wait until you see his smile. The Coronation Street actor isn’t known very well here in the States, but we have to say we are very, very excited to get a sip of his tea.
Take a look at all of the men of Scream Queens, and tell us which one you hope to be killed off last in the comments below!
Scream Queens premieres on September 22nd at 8/7c on FOX