The best part of your boyfriend cheating on you… is getting to download another dating app! OMG! Yes ladies and gentlemen, Britney Spears has joined Tinder! Well, sort of.
Between premiering her sleepwear line The Intimate Britney Spears at New York Fashion Week, getting to go on another first date, and… *deep breath* recording new music, the exceptional earner finds time in her schedule to join Jimmy Fallon on The Tonight Show for another iconic skit, as they debut her Tinder profile, and list the pros and cons of dating the pop princess — now queen of pop. We’re absolutely ecstatic that Brit Brit is handling the single life incredibly well with a sense of humor (unlike me sitting here alone up in my room crying to “Where Are You Now”), and we wish nothing but the best in her endeavors in the world of online dating.
While we here at Poison Paradise might be more Grindr-types as opposed to Tinder, we’ve collected our own most personal to date pros and cons of dating a pop icon:
- Um, duh?
- That hot bodeh
- The greatest Woody Woodpecker impression you’ll ever hear
- You know she has an intimates line, right?
- If your name is David Lucado, everyone hates you and your world is gonna fall apart like shattered glass.
Did we mention she looked flawless? Well she did, and we have the gifs to prove it!
Bonus: Check out Britney’s The Intimate Britney Spears fashion show at New York Fashion Week!